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darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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itslatingirl:

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itslatingirl:

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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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paynalpaynetration:

when ur song come on and ur six drinks deep

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stuffimgoingtohellfor:

stuffimgoingtohellfor:

going through my Chris Evans tag

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more like seeing a perfect graph of my descent into thirsty hell

guys please stop reblogging this I’m worried Chris Evans’ mom will find it

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bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

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princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

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ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

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beetleginny:thepegosaurus:

Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death. 

this made me giggle.

dwnsy:


Frida Kahlo (1907.07.06-1954.07.13)

dwnsy:

Frida Kahlo (1907.07.06-1954.07.13)

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thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

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